• Girl: you're like a brother to me
  • Me: ...
  • Me: so u into incest

rehoboam:

pimps don’t do homework srry

(via trust)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via coilovers)